I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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