ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Someone came in the potted fern
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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