you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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