Dual....:-)
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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