I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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