are you still at the devil's house?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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