She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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