This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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