so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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