I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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