You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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