thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
