so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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