it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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