How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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