the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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