And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
