kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This toilet bowl is my home.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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