Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
send nudes
from the living room?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
