I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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