in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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