I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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