your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
im on a boat
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