Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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