Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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