Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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