what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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