My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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