Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
