9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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