Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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