Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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