yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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