I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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