I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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