THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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