who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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