my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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