i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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