Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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