The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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