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"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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