your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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