Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry iambean hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

Fav 11 3491 1023
share tweet
(706): View more from Georgia

Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.

Fav 11 871 4139
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(905): View more from Toronto

Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

(1-905): View more from Toronto

With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

Fav 34 20580 2710
share tweet
(541): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.

Fav 10 1577 3371
share tweet
(907): View more from Alaska

is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?

Fav 26 7549 1248
share tweet
(614): View more from Ohio

Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

(904): View more from Florida

FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

Fav 18 8123 1530
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?

Fav 2 2343 1899
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.

Fav 8 681 1682
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants

Fav 2 87 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT