I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
In America we eat man semen.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize