butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
