Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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