But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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