I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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