He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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