We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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