Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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