I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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