i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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