I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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