lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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